March 15, 2005

Not A Good Member for a Zombie Fighting Team

Over at BlogSon Contagion's he had this Zombie Survival Test, that he pilfered from the very funny Jim of Snooze Button Dreams, and for which Contagion scored really high. When I was ditching my 5th book to take someone with me on my deserted island, there was this toss up between The Great Omnipotent One and Contagion, for I would surely die with my gross lack of survival skills.

I picked TGOO because he's been to SERE , I know he remembered just about everything because that's how he is, and because I know of the type of camping trips he goes on, he could do that whole 'live off the land' thing. But I also picked him because he's my DAD and I just did not think it would be cool for Ktreva to come over to my sight and say to her husband, "Who is this Boudicca chick who said she'd dump her 5th book and take you on a deserted island?!" Heh!

Anyway, leave it to Contagion to max out the frickin' Zombie score. I suck.

And based on my low score overall, but my HIGH score for a 39 year old female... this tells me... if you need a good fighting army against Zombies... don't pick 39 year old women.

BTW, I scored the same as Jim. Don't pick him either. :)

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 65%!

Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the
right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere.
Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 96% on survivalpoints
Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid

Posted by Boudicca at March 15, 2005 08:32 PM
Comments

Don't feel too bad, I took the quiz twice changing some of my answers from the first time. I don't want to be too geeky, but upon analysing said quiz on the ever so "real" event of a zombie attack, some of the information given was too vague to make a decision. Espeically the clothing and armour questions. Sometimes lighter for mobility is better then heavier to penatrate. (Depending on the type of zombies you have attacking you: The slow Night of the Living Dead zombies or the quick 28 Days Later zombies)

I'm going to go clean my pocket protector now..

Posted by: contagion at March 15, 2005 10:36 PM

You forgot the Dead Alive "Infected by the Sumatran Rat Monkey" Zombies. Of course "Lawnmower" wasn't listed as a weapon....

I find that those Chlorox bleach wipes really get the gunk out of your pocket protector...

Posted by: Graumagus at March 15, 2005 11:22 PM

Hey! At least I made it out alive.

It's because I'm too compassionate. What was I thinking, giving guns to the people trapped on the rooftop before abandoning them?

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2005 08:18 AM

Me too, Jim. I was trying to save everyone and arm them. I figured I was better off with a big army. I think I lost points there.

Well, that and the fact I had to put the most proficient thing at firing for me is a handgun. I've never fired a gun before. Looks like maybe I should start for future Zombie Attacks!

Posted by: Boudicca at March 16, 2005 11:10 AM

I saved the first set of people and the next two times I came across the question, I chose to leave them behind...strength in numbers, but not too many as that leads to disaster. Really glad my husband has prepared me for any zombie attacks...now THAT'S a skill I'll need *snort*

Posted by: ktreva at March 16, 2005 09:53 PM