April 14, 2005

The Chocolate Rabbits are Proliferating

VW may very well be the bane of my existence. That and the fact my husband hasn’t been eating his bunny.

Update on his chocolate bunny: no ears, no paws, no legs, no tail. Only body. Round milk chocolate body.

Anyway, for the last week, she has been leaving messages on my answering machine. “Bou, they’re having a sale on chocolate rabbits at Hoffmans!” (Hoffmans is our locally owned chocolate store.) She’s even been quoting the price of the rabbits. When I talk to her, I speak nothing of chocolate rabbits. I’m hoping they will sell all their rabbits once and for all. I'm hoping this will go away.

The next call, “Bou! The price has come down! You can get a dark chocolate rabbit now for 75% off!”

I’m thinking, “Holy crap. This is bad. I MUST stay away from Hoffmans.”

Yeah. So today we meet for breakfast… and she does the unthinkable. Out of her purse she pulls… a dark chocolate rabbit. For me.

The good news is my husband’s rabbit has been granted a stay of execution.

The bad news is, new bunny has no ears or head.

I am such a chocolate addict. It truly is a problem. There are two pleasures in life I think I could truly not live without. One of them is chocolate. OK, well… maybe I could live without chocolate if I had to choose…

Posted by Boudicca at April 14, 2005 10:04 PM

MMmmmmm Chocolate bunny.... I finished mine up already and was hoping for some clearance bunnies but haven't seen any. We need a Hoffmans!

Posted by: ktreva at April 14, 2005 10:17 PM

I'm pretty sure the calories fall out when you just bite the ears & head...

Posted by: Marie at April 16, 2005 05:52 PM