August 12, 2005

Just Call Me, The Answer Woman

Well, I haven’t done a Google post in awhile. This is always good for some amusement… weird stuff I get Googled for. I’m too lazy to link the posts that these poor people got referenced to, but I will instead act as The Answer Woman. Their Google inquiries mean they’ve had questions. I shall provide my answers…

The phone number for the Home Depot in Royal Palm Beach is: (561) 478-0783. Yes. I really did get googled for that.

Best place to find Elmo Underwear is through Sears. They seem to have a plethora of Sesame Street stuff. Stop there… every city has one.

Any sports store carries jock straps. They carry them for kids too. Trust me. Been there done that. That inquiry came from THIS post when I was searching for one for my eldest... for you new readers. Funny stuff. Typical Bones being a pain in my neck.

Vince Vaughn is 6’5”.

Statistically, cars really are safer than aircraft. I don’t like to fly, for both logical and illogical reasons, but as my loyal reader George likes to say, ‘You’re more likely to die on I-95.’ For me… it’s just the thought of burning to death or falling 30,000 feet out of the air that scares the ever living crap out of me. Personal choices on how I want to die… aircraft accident being way way low on the list. That said… you’re safer flying than in your car.

Hairy Andy Garcia. OK. I’m not sure about that, as I don’t know if Andy Garcia is hairy. I got googled for that one as I posted once that my husband looks like a combination of young Al Pacino from Godfather Part I and Andy Garcia, with a bit of George Clooney in the eyes for good measure. No, ladies… I will not post pictures. He’s mine.

I have no clue what turns your sink green. I’ve not had that problem as I have a good water system and I keep my sinks clean. The only time they turned green was when one of my sons decided to make a potion in the bathroom sink, consisting of flour, green food coloring and some other substance… it may have been glue. Nasty nasty stuff.

And lastly, the winner of all the strange searches… if language offends, please move past this one: Fuck Barbie Six. OK. What is that? What is that about? Someone has a doll fetish? And wants to do it with her six times? Or they want to do six Barbies? Or they want to do Barbie from behind? (You know... check your six... behind... get it? Yeah. Moving along...) Can’t answer the question on that one. That one definitely got a raised eyebrow and a ‘Hunh.’

Posted by Boudicca at August 12, 2005 10:20 PM | TrackBack

I never have checked the links to see what they were lokking for-probably don't want to know. But I have been googled-LOL googled? I wouldn't touch that straight line on your site-maybe mine.

Posted by: GUYK at August 12, 2005 11:28 PM

VERY funny. I love seeing what searches hit me... always good for a laugh. Thanks for the tip on Elmo underwear! I'll need that info before long...

Posted by: Marie at August 13, 2005 01:03 PM

Green sink? Probably copper residue.

Use CLR or LimeAway.

Posted by: Harvey at August 13, 2005 03:07 PM

Guyk- just wait. When you've been blogging longer, there becomes a lot more google fodder!

Marie- You would not believe how much I get googled for Elmo's underwear.

Harvey- We don't have a copper problem. Is that a northern problem?

Posted by: Bou at August 13, 2005 09:52 PM

When I saw your post of 8/12 the words just begged for a google search. There were only two mentions. Now, a day later, your post enters the list as the second reference to "Wasabi addiction".

Congratulations *grin*

Posted by: cin at August 13, 2005 10:22 PM

Cin- LOL! You CRACK ME UP!!!

Posted by: Bou at August 13, 2005 10:25 PM