January 07, 2006

Welcome to Boudicca's Sitemeter!

It's not been a banner day at the House of Boudicca, truth be told. Nothing bloggable, for sure as everyone is this house is brilliant, beautiful and athletically inclined. Perfection reigns in this home. For sure.

So to just mindlessly get my mind off the general utopic feelings in my home, I decided to go through my sitemeter and I came to some conclusions.

I'm not so happy that I rank so high when googling Girl's Butt Crack. Lovely. Really. But I did deserve it since I did make that post...

In Yahoo for 'showing buttcrack', I'm #7. Whoo hooo!

I am #1 for Voice of Sheep. Ummm... if you happened to google it, let me just share with you the answer: Baaaaaaaa!

I'm still #2 for bacon candles. I still don't understand that whole need to have one's home smell like burning pig fat, but hey, that's just me.

But even better, with Ask Jeeves, I am #1 in asking how to make a candle out of bacon. And here is the quick answer: I have no frickin' clue...

I'm #1 in 42 Triple D boobs. In case you are a new reader to this blog, that bra size is not mine. I think we decided I'm a 36C, which makes me sound all shapely and voluptuous, but I assure you, I am not.

I'm #5 for burping on command. Thank you, thank you. I accept this honor on behalf of all bloggers who have boys. I even taught my son how to burp. How cool am I? Yeah, feel free to remind him of that when he is 16 and asking for the keys to the car and I say 'No'.

And that rounds it out for today's game of 'Whose on Boudicca's Sitemeter'. Stay tuned next week when we may very well find that after this post, I may in fact be #1 for Girl's Butt Crack! Whoo hoooo! Oh to have such lofty goals...

Posted by Boudicca at January 7, 2006 09:57 PM | TrackBack

funny, I thought I found you by googling "Hot married chicks of south Florida." Maybe I'm remembering it a little differently.

Posted by: RSM at January 7, 2006 10:29 PM

I love your hits. My worst hits are "Machelle naked" and "Tongue Pictures". Right up there with some of the best p0rn and medical sites.

I just hope you get #1 with "Girl's Butt Crack" soon. ;-) ;-)

Posted by: vw bug at January 8, 2006 07:07 AM

I am # 1 for Pinto Bean soup! Now this is a honor indeed.

Posted by: GUYK at January 8, 2006 08:22 AM

I'm afraid that I'm still number one for rectal probing. sigh

Posted by: lex at January 8, 2006 10:46 AM

Glad things are thus in the house of Bou.

You know... I've never ever checked my site meter. oh once I noticed I was some sort of large mamal (cant remember which) . I just checked and I've devolved into a rodent. Lovely!

Your search rankings crack me up. Did you check out your slut meter rating? I'm just curious as to how you rank there now that you've posted about your "stripper song" posts

Posted by: michele at January 8, 2006 11:40 AM

Figuring Key's glad it's you at #7 for showing buttcrack! Still haven't heard if she's killed Neck yet.

Posted by: Velociman at January 8, 2006 09:46 PM

Wanna trade? ;-) You should see what searches are bringin' people to my site now!!!

Posted by: Tammi at January 9, 2006 06:45 AM

OMG... I have the best time looking at word searches on my site meter! I know... I'm a dork.
But hey- I *am* number one on google for '"John Donovan" watercraft', and I've had hits like "I'm my sister's wet nappy slave" and something along the lines of "i saw my sisters naked boobs jiggle".

I'm so proud.

Posted by: AFSister at January 9, 2006 08:46 AM

VW - How the heck are you getting hits for "Machelle Naked" when I don't even get hits for that?

Posted by: Machelle at January 9, 2006 11:08 AM

Great work!
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Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2006 02:12 AM