I attended an event last night, where the vast majority of women seemed to have had breast implants... obvious breast implants. They were either too round for their age or BIG. Big. Big. Wait. Did I say big? Yes. Big.
Train wreck, I could not quit staring, big.
And they stuck straight out. Perky as perky gets.
No, I was not a strip joint, which makes it even funnier, considering the event I was attending.
Anyway, as I watched woman after woman walk by, chest out, two things ran through my mind:
1) You'll poke your eye out! You'll poke your eye out!
2) If the room had been flooded, most of the women in that room would have survived due to their own personal floatation devices. They would have been able to float chest up until help arrived.
Then again... if the composition of a breast implant is heavier than water, perhaps they would have sunk to the bottom like rocks. I'll never know...Posted by Boudicca at March 13, 2006 10:38 PM | TrackBack