April 19, 2006

Men Vs. Women... again

I do believe I have been officially accepted as one of the guys. Anything goes while I’m around now. I don’t even bother to hide my shock sometimes as they laugh as hard as I do when I’m so stunned. I think it’s the expressions.

I have really never ever had as much fun at work as I have been lately. I’m more motivated to go in and even though I still keep to myself and produce as much as I can in the short time I’m there, they’re just such a great group of guys, I can’t help but enjoy their company.

I will tell you, however, there are some pretty big differences between how men communicate and joke with each other and how women do. For instance…

It doesn’t shock men to joke about… getting off. I actually heard one guy say to the other, when a comment was made about a woman they all found very attractive, “Why don’t you just go into the bathroom and jack off already…”

Now it was all in jest and everyone was laughing.


Never in my life have I ever heard two women talking, the topic of a good looking man comes up, and one say to the other, “Betty Sue, why don’t you grab your dildo and get off in the stall in the bathroom already!”

Yup. It doesn’t happen. You men may WANT to think it happens… but I assure you… it does not.

Posted by Boudicca at April 19, 2006 09:21 PM | TrackBack


Posted by: vw bug at April 20, 2006 06:42 AM

You know- you are right, that doesn't happen...


I can tell you things such as.. "Did you F*ck him?" comes out of the mouths of some of my friends when speaking of guys. It happened twice last week!

I'll let you know how tonight goes... :)

Posted by: Rave at April 20, 2006 07:01 AM

Ok, maybe I hang around with perverts but, darlin'? Yes, women do that. And in many ways they are WORSE than men.

Posted by: Tammi at April 20, 2006 09:08 AM

I guess I hang around prudes. I've never heard any male utter anything close to that -- and I was in the Marines for 5 years.

Posted by: Ogre at April 20, 2006 09:36 AM

With women it's more about the anticipation, don't you think?

Posted by: Marie at April 20, 2006 10:56 AM

... wow... I don't think I'm old enough to be reading this site...

Posted by: Eric at April 21, 2006 07:49 AM