April 26, 2006

Silver Tongued Devil I'm Not

Referenced from the story below… I was at work today and Mr. Magoo received an e-mail from a woman none of us respect. She lies and is lazy and in this e-mail that she sent to many people, she claimed she had sent him an e-mail on something and he was unresponsive. This set him off and I heard from his cube, ‘That lying BITCH. That’s so not true!”

And I said from my table, ‘Are we talking about Hillary Clinton?”

Mr. Magoo: NO. That bitch up north. I should fire her off an e-mail and tell her what I think of her. That *(^%#$!@(*&@! I’m so sick of her.

I’m laughing: I could help you write the letter, you know. We could start it with “Jennifer, you ignorant slut…”

Mr. Magoo: Dammit. You’re dangerous. If it were my last day of work… You know I would.

And from then on out, Jennifer was referred to as ‘that ignorant slut’ the rest of the day. Oh and we spent an inordinate amount of time talking about the old Saturday Night Live and quoting it.

And a great realization set in that Mr. Magoo and I should never pen a letter together, at least not one directed in a negative fashion towards someone with whom we work.

And I got called Skippy today… by someone other than Alpha Male. And I was horrified. But the men were not. GRRRR.

Posted by Boudicca at April 26, 2006 10:33 PM | TrackBack

Be thankful it is Skippy and not "the ignorant slut" . . . you are in a position of respect (for the peanuttiest) and she, well, she is in the prone position . . .

Posted by: oddybobo at April 27, 2006 09:11 AM

Great work!

Posted by: Lori at June 28, 2006 12:11 PM

Well done!

Posted by: Jill at July 2, 2006 09:33 AM