October 09, 2006

Tough Tasks... Someone Has to do It.

Ok, Ok, OK... I have been tasked.

I have two weeks to find a restaurant here in town that has blackened grouper on the menu served by young nubile nearly naked men.

I think she said nearly naked.

She may have said scantily clad... and then my brain turned it to nearly naked.

Its all so... fuzzy.

Boy, it has been so long since I've had single eligible woman friends! Usually I'm with friends with kids and we're looking for restaurants that have crayons and don't mind if someone eats mac 'n cheese with their fingers.

I'm not sure whose going to have more fun at this lunch...

Posted by Boudicca at October 9, 2006 09:11 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Either the scantily clad or nearly naked works. (I think I actually said both). Emphasise is on the nubile - well, and the blackened grouper.....

Oh, and I can provide crayons and stuff too - it's all in my sample case!

Posted by: Tammi at October 9, 2006 09:16 PM

Stickers! I need stickers! Heh heh heh!

I am working very hard on this task. Just keep in mind, we may have a bit of a drive... but I WILL FIND US young nubile nearly naked/scantily clad men serving blackened grouper. OH YES.

Posted by: Bou at October 9, 2006 09:20 PM

If you need help judging these proper scantily clad men for this occasion, let me know. I'm available to help.

The ones that can actually get me to eat the grouper...they're you winners.

Posted by: Sissy at October 9, 2006 10:38 PM

I want to go!!! I love blackened grouper!!

Posted by: vw bug at October 10, 2006 06:13 AM

I want to go!!! I love scantily clad nubile men!!
(well, just to look at...you know...)

Posted by: Lisa W. at October 10, 2006 06:32 AM

Lisa W. stole my comment! But not just to look at ;)

Posted by: Oddybobo at October 10, 2006 08:37 AM

I guess I'm the only one who would be scared of fish served by naked men?

But I guess that's slightly better than fish served by naked women...

Posted by: Ogre at October 10, 2006 08:45 AM

Ogre! I cannot believe you wrote that!! It's funny as all get out - but STILL, I can't believe you wrote that!!

;-)

Posted by: tammi at October 10, 2006 09:55 AM

I was laughing before I finished the comments.

I don't like grouper and I've been trying to tell my husband that while men may look at women, women don't look at guys like that. Now you've got me wanting to go. (I guess I should just be grateful dh doesn't read your blog.)

Posted by: Suzi at October 10, 2006 12:39 PM

Heh. If you do find a restaurant that fits the bill, I'd like the address... Just in case I'm ever in town... ;)

Posted by: Richmond at October 10, 2006 03:37 PM

Any reputable seafood establishment that serves grouper should be able to blacken it.

And how can anyone not like grouper?!?! That makes me cry. :)

Posted by: Toluca Nole at October 10, 2006 05:42 PM

the key here, little bro, is not whether or not the establishment can blacken the grouper, but who shall be serving the ladies the grouper... ;-)

Posted by: Bou at October 10, 2006 07:53 PM