January 23, 2007

Blunt and Insensitive

I was on the committee to plan my 20 year reunion in 2003. I was in charge of finding people. So I joined classmates.com, put information on there, we put stuff in the newspaper, and I went through our class list and we called everybody we could tryÖ trying to find as many as we could.

You just arenít going to find everyone.

So I get an email from a buddy of mine today saying in his classmates in box he found the following email (names changed to be polite).

___________________
From:
June Jerface (view profile)
To:
Brian Duckling
Sent:
December 29, 2006 05:11:19 PM
Subject:
High School Class of 1983 Reunion


Brian Duckling (whoever you are) You did a lousy job getting out the news about the 2003 reunion....I heard about it after the fact. Maybe the next one I might hear about in time to attend!
June Jerkface(now BiggerJerkface).
___________________

Being the ever politically correct and polite person that I amÖ I sent him the following in reply:

Tell her:

Dear June, you ignorant slut,

Please feel free to f*** off and next time you can plan it yourself.

Hugs and Kisses,

Brian

That should do it. We only put a notice on Classmates and called every number we had. She can kiss my ass and Iíll make sure I donít invite her if Iím on that committee next time.

Heh,

Bou

I bet he doesnít send itÖ Too bad. I havenít heard from him yet. I donít even mind if he said I told him to put it out there.

People piss me offÖ

Posted by Boudicca at January 23, 2007 08:11 PM | TrackBack
Comments

heh. And she waited THREE YEARS to complain?

Jay-zuz.

Posted by: caltechgirl at January 23, 2007 08:18 PM

You forgot to tell her what a wonderful time she missed, due, in large part, to her absence.

; )

Posted by: Christina at January 23, 2007 08:21 PM

CTG- Exactly. Now I'm trying to figure out who this piece of work is...

Christina- You are right! Gah! If 'Brian' emails me back, I'll tell him that too. Of course he hasn't as... I completely horrified him I think. I mean, he knows me, but I know he's reading it thinking, 'Oh. That's real nice..."

Posted by: Bou at January 23, 2007 10:57 PM

ROFL! Great post and even better comments!

Posted by: Lemon Stand at January 24, 2007 10:40 AM

Bou,
I too was on my 25 year reunion committee. I tracked down all but 11 members of my class (out of 140). I think some were in the Witness Protection Program. You need to tell the jerkoff to let some local classmates know where he lives, if he wants to be invited.

Posted by: Jerry at January 26, 2007 12:23 AM