March 01, 2007

Party Girls

So what happens when your best friend from college gets married at 25, when you’re still wild and crazy, and you get married when you’re 36 and have calmed down?

Revenge.

And so it was... Saturday night when we went out to dinner, Tally5-0, having dug deep into the recesses of a drawer, under magazines and such, retrieving something hidden away for nine years, brought with her the… Penis Sippy Cup.

Many moons ago at Tally’s bachelorette party, this sippy cup was used for the evening by the bride to be, bought by her roommate and said, ‘good friend’. And now pay backs were here and with a wonderful waitress, who took the sippy cup to the bar and kept it flowing with alcohol, although I thought some sort of white drink would have been more fitting, the cup was used yet again… and in the presence of my Mom, who is so cool its not even funny.

Hmm. We had a guy come by and take a picture of it with his cell phone. It was kind of odd…

We had another guy come by who was really funny and playfully started to take off his red sweater while saying, “I’m the stripper you ordered!”

You can’t miss a 10 inch tall Penis Sippy Cup and being as we were the first table in the pub… well… yeah.

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Of course nobody really noticed the chocolate cake that said, “To Have and To Hold” that had a 4 inch Marzipan Penis dressed in a tux standing up right in the middle. No.

We have many pictures of hesitation to touch… although by the end of the evening, it was being handled without thought. The funniest thing was when I saw Tally5-0 pick up one of the marzipan balls and pop it in her mouth. I nearly peed I was laughing so hard.

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Many many funny things happened that night, most of it was probably a case of ‘you had to be there’, but I have to say I absolutely loved being with Morrigan’s good friends and my Mom. We laughed all night, Mom told us some FUNNY stories, shots were done (I even did one as did my Mom, although in her defense, she sipped hers), pictures taken and… I think it was one of the best nights I’ve had in a long long time.

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Comments

Yuck.

Posted by: Toluca Nole at March 1, 2007 10:11 PM

It was one of the most fun nights I had as well. All great company!

There was so much I considered doing to embarass Morrigan (i.e. decorating the area, having people come over, etc) but all I kept thinking was, "Payback is a bitch, Morrigan is creative and doesn't forget!"

That sippy cup brought over some men...maybe I should take it with me to the bars this weekend ;-)

Posted by: Sissy at March 1, 2007 10:27 PM

Holy crap! Bou did a shot? That's one for the ages.

Posted by: Denny at March 1, 2007 11:05 PM

Oh, the sippy cup WILL be passed on to another bride to be. hhhmmm....who will it be...

I love my flowers- I'm trying to think of a creative place to put them.

Posted by: Morrigan at March 1, 2007 11:24 PM

watch out Sissy.

So what was the shot, Bou? Chocolate Vodka? :-)

Posted by: caltechgirl at March 2, 2007 12:05 AM

CTG- Ready? It was a blow job. Kahlua and cream I think. Napster, Tally and Sissy can correct me if I'm wrong. I didn't do it handless though. I refused as I'm so daggum uncoordinated, I'd have ended up with that drink all over my shirt.

The funny thing was, I threw it back, put the shot glass on the table and my Mom's eyes got REALLY big and she said, "I didn't know you knew how to do that!" Other than a half shot of chocolate vodka I did at Eric's, I haven't drank in about 17 years. Anyway, I replied to my Mom, 'Phht, of course I know how to do them. The problem is... I know how to do them TOOOOO good."

And I won't be drinking anymore. True to form, I was itching all night for another. But it was fun...

Posted by: Bou at March 2, 2007 07:30 AM

Phew... what a busy evening. I don't want to hear a word from you when your boys get older and do something similar. GRIN... like mother like sons. ;-)

Posted by: vw bug at March 2, 2007 08:04 AM

wow.
wish I had known you when I was getting married.

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at March 2, 2007 08:56 AM

Times have greatly changed when celebrating :-) But one thing that hasn't are memories made with family members and their great friends. These are priceless! Thanks gals~

Posted by: mom at March 2, 2007 10:18 AM

Excellent! Sounds grand, as it should be.

I had attended many showers for my co-workers before attending my own, so I knew to expect a chocolate penis at my shower. And might I add, it was delicious!

I don't think Kahlua and cream counts as a shot... but that's just me. ;-)

Posted by: Marie at March 2, 2007 01:30 PM

It was a such a fun night and weekend full of laughter and fellowship - Thanks Mo, Bou and Mom for inviting me to be a part of it!!! I can't wait to see everyone at the wedding!!!

Posted by: Tally 5-0 at March 2, 2007 04:56 PM

OMG - Y'all were in a PUBLIC place with that sippy cup??!! Holy crap!

And my mother probably wouldn't have even known what it was.

Posted by: Mrs. Who at March 2, 2007 05:47 PM

What? No penis utensils?

http://chocolatefantasies.com/peckerpartyware.jpg

Posted by: Harvey at March 5, 2007 11:55 AM