March 26, 2007

Titillating Observations

I don’t like to be cutting to anyone. Ever. Really. Not even the rich and famous should I stumble upon them… however.

I don’t know why I feel the need to say this. But I do.

I attended an event where Penelope Cruz was in attendance and ladies, if you have ever been jealous of her, don’t be.

Men, if you think she is hot in the movies… she is not in person.

I do not know what possessed her to get breast implants, but she did and she got them BIG. I mean, cantaloupe sized. Skin stretched over them huge.

And they look horrible.

They were so awful in fact, that the men at my table were saying they didn’t even recognize her… they were locked in her overdone boob job and said when they realized who she was (it was brought to our attention), “Wow! I walked by and thought, “Look at the bad boob job on that bimbo!””

I know. Not nice, but it is what the men at the table unanimously said.

And it kind of made me sad. Even beautiful women can be so insecure that they do ridiculous things to themselves.

Posted by Boudicca at March 26, 2007 08:16 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I'll take a real "B" or even a real "A" over a fakey "DD" any day.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at March 26, 2007 08:57 PM

hmmm, interesting

Posted by: Sissy at March 26, 2007 09:20 PM

... yeah, I'm with Jimbo....

Posted by: Eric at March 26, 2007 09:22 PM

As a woman of that 'size'... what in the world is wrong with her??? Did no one tell her of the back problems, the clothing problems? That was just stupid to get them that big.

Posted by: vw bug at March 27, 2007 05:29 AM

It is obvious that she felt the need to replace one big boob (Tom Cruise) with two.

Posted by: Roses at March 27, 2007 07:38 AM

Haha, that's great Roses

Posted by: Sissy at March 27, 2007 08:17 PM

Udderly ridiculous! Somebody hadda say it.

Posted by: Dash at March 28, 2007 05:14 PM