September 26, 2007

WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

Folks, I am so not happy that I am #9 in Google for "Do People Eat Afterbirth".

That is just a huge ick factor.

Holy crap. I think I'm going to vomit...

Posted by Boudicca at September 26, 2007 09:04 PM | TrackBack
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I must've missed that post, or don't remember it. I'm not sure if they still eat them, but some groups/tribes were still doing what some other animals do. I read it was kinda like chewing on bubble gum.

Posted by: Toluca Nole at September 26, 2007 09:08 PM

TN- Ok, first, i never posted on that. I was posting on hamsters and for some reason when someone googled that, my post came up. Gah!

Second, I so did not need to hear that. I can feel the frickin' bile rising in my throat. Yuck.

Posted by: Bou at September 26, 2007 09:20 PM

Cows do it. It is gross to watch.

Posted by: Peggy U at September 27, 2007 12:21 AM

Peggy's right that cows do it. Most wild mammals will. It's a way of protecting the newly born young from predators, since it removes a smelly and blood filled attractor.
There may also be nutritional need of the new mother that are filled by consuming a protein rich meal so soon after giving birth.
Gross?? Not so much. Dogs will eat their own shit if you let them. That's gross

Posted by: kdzu at September 27, 2007 07:27 AM

Now you will get googled for it even more!

Posted by: oddybobo at September 27, 2007 07:59 AM

I just want you to know that I just threw up in my mouth right now.

Posted by: Ogre at September 27, 2007 09:48 AM

Peggy and Kdzu- I knew that animals did it. I've read about it... never watched. But the thought of humans doing it is just... revolting and the thought someone would be googling for that? Ick.

Oddy- I thought this might be the case when I put it up. But, it was just so nasty, I had to.

Ogre- Me too. Again. Every time I think about it. Blech.

Posted by: Bou at September 27, 2007 10:02 AM

of course people eat after birth, how else would they grow nice and strong.

Posted by: Lukie at September 27, 2007 10:43 AM

Oh yuck - and I saw a special on TV once (The Learning Channel maybe??) where a couple prepared it and served it to all of their friends as an hors d'oeuvre. ACK! It's just beyond me!

Posted by: Richmond at September 27, 2007 03:29 PM

Mmmmm...yummy. It probably tastes like salty watermelon chunks, using a base of Campbell's Tomato Soup.

Posted by: Erica at September 27, 2007 05:18 PM

I had two thoughts on this. The first being that I never heard of people eating afterbirth, but I do know people that turned it into a shampoo.

Secondly, I wonder what it tastes like.

Posted by: Contagion at September 27, 2007 06:02 PM

Secondly, I wonder what it tastes like.


Probably just like chicken.......embryos

Posted by: kdzu at September 27, 2007 08:34 PM

NO! NO! NO! Do not wonder that! NOBODY SHOULD BE WONDERING WHAT AFTERBIRTH TASTES LIKE!

NO!!!

Posted by: Bou at September 27, 2007 08:36 PM

Raw? Feh. But sautéed with shallots, butter, and a bit of chervil?

Gaaaaaah.

Posted by: Elisson at September 27, 2007 09:51 PM

Yeeeeuckkkk! Backtrack to that food ranking system your boys had, Bou. Where does placenta fall? Above or below Bunny Grahams? Above or below crap?

Posted by: Peggy U at September 27, 2007 10:35 PM

Eating afterbirth is supposed to help with postpartum depression, and to help speed up the onset of maternal instincts.

I don't know about all that, but it does taste like calf liver. Chewy calf liver. Serve with eggs... mmmmmmmmm.

BTW... Congrats!!! Your post that earned you the number nine mention has dropped down... replaced by this post, which earns you SECOND PLACE!!! Yay!!!!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 29, 2007 09:41 AM