October 03, 2007

Dream Jobs

From Contagion's I got this quiz. I decided what the hell. I knew for sure I'd not get the prospector. I mean... I like to camp, but I've had people tell me that what I do is just "sleep outside". There's not a lot of roughing it when I camp. I want bathrooms nearby, no defecating in the woods. NO. I take a cooler full of food and we eat like we do at home. There's not roughing it with nuts and berries, catch your own meal like rabbit, or sitting around a campfire eating pork and beans. NO. And... I try not to sleep directly on the ground. I did that last time, trying to cut down on crap we take and that's just... not happening again. I'm 42. I need an airmattress under me even if its 2 inches thick. Something. Anything. I always thought I was pretty well padded, but evidently not when pressed against the ground for 8 hours. Blech.

Anyway, so I was curious. I'm definitely not a princess type either. I'm the anti-fashionista and you can dress me up and take me out, I own more formals and long white gloves than most, but day to day? I'm jeans and tshirts and far from the damsel in distress.

Breakdancing machine? NO. I hate dancing. I don't do it and I'm at the age now where I can also say, "And you can't make me."

Drug Lord? Please. I've never even smoked a cigarette.

Mafia Boss.... eh, I wear black, but... that doesn't fit either, although I'm married to man who looks like one and a son that some of the boys have started to call The Godfather. Eh, but that's a whole other post waiting to be written.

So what I got, I guess seems appropriate considering my martial arts training, while limited (I didn't test for black belt), the fact I wear mostly black and... I guess my nasty take no prisoners temper came into play too. I guess... considering none of the other jobs fit AT ALL.

(BTW, its kind of a longish quiz, so be ready. It's one page, but it's not just the typical 4 question quiz.)

Oh and quite frankly, I'd rather be a Ninja assasin than be in aerospace. I start back to work tomorrow. I so wish I'd picked something else to go into. I wish I'd been a linguist.

You scored as Ninja Assassin, You are MADE to be a ninja!! Quit your job immediately!! You are ready to kill people for money...they'll never even know you're there. Stay low so as not to be detected!!

Ninja Assassin

70%

Mafia Boss

63%

Pirate Captain

53%

Drug Lord

50%

Cowboy Outlaw

48%

An Old Prospector

45%

Break-dancing Machine

38%

Pretty Princess

35%

What should you be doing for a living?!
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Posted by Boudicca at October 3, 2007 06:57 PM | TrackBack
Comments

LOL! Told you that you must be my long lost twin ... Ninja Assassin - 80%; Pirate Captain - 73%; Mafia Boss - 63%. Break Dancing Machine and Pretty Princess tied for last at 23%.

Posted by: Peggy U at October 3, 2007 08:04 PM

I saw that at Tammi's this morning. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for why I am a Drug Kingpin, the likes of Scarface.

Posted by: Erica at October 3, 2007 09:52 PM

"Stay low"...

Should be no problem, there! ;)

Mine was something like 75% Mafia boss, and 73% Ninja.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at October 3, 2007 10:09 PM

Ninja...

Posted by: vw bug at October 4, 2007 05:30 AM

Mafia Boss - Guess I would like your husband.

Posted by: Denny at October 4, 2007 10:13 PM