October 03, 2007

Dream Jobs

From Contagion's I got this quiz. I decided what the hell. I knew for sure I'd not get the prospector. I mean... I like to camp, but I've had people tell me that what I do is just "sleep outside". There's not a lot of roughing it when I camp. I want bathrooms nearby, no defecating in the woods. NO. I take a cooler full of food and we eat like we do at home. There's not roughing it with nuts and berries, catch your own meal like rabbit, or sitting around a campfire eating pork and beans. NO. And... I try not to sleep directly on the ground. I did that last time, trying to cut down on crap we take and that's just... not happening again. I'm 42. I need an airmattress under me even if its 2 inches thick. Something. Anything. I always thought I was pretty well padded, but evidently not when pressed against the ground for 8 hours. Blech.

Anyway, so I was curious. I'm definitely not a princess type either. I'm the anti-fashionista and you can dress me up and take me out, I own more formals and long white gloves than most, but day to day? I'm jeans and tshirts and far from the damsel in distress.

Breakdancing machine? NO. I hate dancing. I don't do it and I'm at the age now where I can also say, "And you can't make me."

Drug Lord? Please. I've never even smoked a cigarette.

Mafia Boss.... eh, I wear black, but... that doesn't fit either, although I'm married to man who looks like one and a son that some of the boys have started to call The Godfather. Eh, but that's a whole other post waiting to be written.

So what I got, I guess seems appropriate considering my martial arts training, while limited (I didn't test for black belt), the fact I wear mostly black and... I guess my nasty take no prisoners temper came into play too. I guess... considering none of the other jobs fit AT ALL.

(BTW, its kind of a longish quiz, so be ready. It's one page, but it's not just the typical 4 question quiz.)

Oh and quite frankly, I'd rather be a Ninja assasin than be in aerospace. I start back to work tomorrow. I so wish I'd picked something else to go into. I wish I'd been a linguist.

You scored as Ninja Assassin, You are MADE to be a ninja!! Quit your job immediately!! You are ready to kill people for money...they'll never even know you're there. Stay low so as not to be detected!!

Ninja Assassin


Mafia Boss


Pirate Captain


Drug Lord


Cowboy Outlaw


An Old Prospector


Break-dancing Machine


Pretty Princess


What should you be doing for a living?!
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Posted by Boudicca at October 3, 2007 06:57 PM | TrackBack

LOL! Told you that you must be my long lost twin ... Ninja Assassin - 80%; Pirate Captain - 73%; Mafia Boss - 63%. Break Dancing Machine and Pretty Princess tied for last at 23%.

Posted by: Peggy U at October 3, 2007 08:04 PM

I saw that at Tammi's this morning. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for why I am a Drug Kingpin, the likes of Scarface.

Posted by: Erica at October 3, 2007 09:52 PM

"Stay low"...

Should be no problem, there! ;)

Mine was something like 75% Mafia boss, and 73% Ninja.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at October 3, 2007 10:09 PM


Posted by: vw bug at October 4, 2007 05:30 AM

Mafia Boss - Guess I would like your husband.

Posted by: Denny at October 4, 2007 10:13 PM