December 05, 2007

New Hand Signals

Sex Education appears to be continuing in this household, with me once again, acting as Dr. Ruth.

I’m short. She’s short. I’m open and honest. She’s open and honest. That’s about where the similarities end… other than the fact we’ve both had sex.


It seems that Mr. T’s best friend in school just found out that his mother is expecting.

Her fifth child.

His fourth sibling.

Wow. I was overwhelmed with the mere thought of all the potential work with five kids. I’m overwhelmed with three. Some folks can have tons of kids. I am not one.

Some folks can raise a small village. I struggle to raise a pod.

And so we were in the car, where all these discussions seem to take place, his fortunately obeying the first rule of ‘talks’ where Bones cannot be nearby, and he says to me:

“So I guess this means that they…”

And he starts waving his hands around, moving them around kind of like that Penguin guy in Madascar when he says, “You didn’t see anyyyyythingggg…”

And I look back at him and he says, ‘You know…’ while continuing the hand signals.

I sat there for a second grinning and started waving my hands like his, bobbing my head, and said, “Had sex?”

And he started to grin and said, “yeah, I guess this means that they had sex… again.”

Because… you know… this would mean it was five times for them now.

I can’t quit laughing about it…

Posted by Boudicca at December 5, 2007 09:46 PM | TrackBack

Oh, just like my parents, they only had sex twice, once for my brother, and once for me! :P

Posted by: Fleat at December 6, 2007 02:56 AM

Too funny!

Posted by: oddybobo at December 6, 2007 08:42 AM

Heh... so, since I've never given birth...? Cute. :D

Posted by: pam at December 6, 2007 09:21 AM

I'll go stand with Pam on the virginal side of the room!

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at December 6, 2007 10:26 AM

OK, so do the children I may have fathered, while selling "said" bodily fluid to pay for college tuition, do they, under this new definition "count as sex...?"

If so, I'm a man - ho...


Posted by: P'cola Titan at December 6, 2007 08:15 PM

Heheheh... I pictured T doing something like Eric Idle.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at December 6, 2007 10:56 PM