September 22, 2008

I'd Beat Him With My Arm

I found this over at Songstress7's... I had to do it. Good Grief.

I could survive for 1 minute, 13 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Posted by Boudicca at September 22, 2008 08:23 PM | TrackBack

A big 25 seconds here! hahaha

Posted by: Morrigan at September 22, 2008 08:36 PM

See? All that martial arts training I had came in handy! Oh sure, Dad kept saying, "Why are you doing this, just buy a damn gun", but now we know... it would save me a bit longer if I didn't have a gun and I got chained to a bed with a Velociraptor. whoo hooo!

Posted by: Bou at September 22, 2008 08:44 PM

Thirty-seven seconds. I am a complete wuss. [sigh]

Posted by: GradualDazzle at September 22, 2008 08:49 PM

Gradual Dazzle... you'd never wrestled a Grizzly Bear either, huh?

Posted by: Bou at September 22, 2008 08:57 PM

Where were the questions firearms? (Firepower does wonders for ones survivability.)

Posted by: Bob at September 22, 2008 09:22 PM

I'm with Bob...after i double tapped his cranial cavity, coupled with a lung-lung heart grouping, i had visions of what smoked velociraptor hindquarter might taste like after say 10-12 hours over a load of hickory.

Otherwise...i made it 3 more seconds.

Posted by: The Friendly Neighborhood Piper at September 23, 2008 12:20 AM

I got 45 seconds - and I was shocked. I'm just a wuss.

Posted by: Kris, in New England at September 23, 2008 07:44 AM

1 minute 25 seconds!

Guess all those fights with my sister would finally pay off.

Posted by: Quality Weenie at September 23, 2008 08:34 AM

1 min. 47 secs. I'd bite his head off and crap down his neck.

I wonder how long the Velociman would survive with the Velociraptor. Hmmmm....

Posted by: Dash at September 23, 2008 10:53 AM

Obviously beating with arm is preferred over strangling with chain! 57 whole seconds! I didn't even last a minute!

As to Velociraptor vs. Velociman ... Is Velociman wearing the dirndl or not?

Posted by: PeggyU at September 23, 2008 02:39 PM

Weird test...mine said I end up making love with the velociraptor.

Posted by: Toluca Nole at September 23, 2008 03:26 PM

1 min 32! reality my dear wife who kills all bugs etc would save me...I hope.

Posted by: thud at September 23, 2008 05:29 PM

28 seconds. I am glad I can last longer than Morrigan. Whew.

Posted by: Amy at September 23, 2008 06:20 PM

I got the same, must be cause I fought off a rabid animal before . . .

Posted by: oddybobo at September 23, 2008 08:35 PM

53 seconds. Does it help that I said I kick the velociraptor in the balls?

Posted by: Sissy at September 24, 2008 08:44 PM

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