June 14, 2009

A Time and Place for Everything

My folks, coming in town, made us all do the big "OH SH**!" this morning as the house needed to be clean.

I quickly cleaned the guest room and bathroom, then I had to run off to a Flag retirement ceremony.

But it was while I was cleaning the bathroom when I noticed crushed goldfish on the floor, on the rug... around the commode.

WHO eats goldfish in the bathroom?

WHO EATS in the bathroom?

WHO?

YUCK!

And I know the answer to WHO. I know it was Bones... I guess I'm not sure I want to know what the answer is...

I'm hoping he just had crushed goldfish all over him and they ended up in the bathroom... not that he was so hungry AND had to go to the bathroom, that he did both at the same time.

Blech.

Posted by Boudicca at June 14, 2009 08:42 PM
Comments

my former employer regularly ate, and talked on his cell phone, in the bathroom. I regularly told him how disgusting that was.

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at June 14, 2009 09:27 PM

It is jsut nasty. I am hoping he was just covered in goldfish crumbs. blech.

Posted by: Bou at June 14, 2009 09:30 PM

With you 200% on this one. Food and/or drink in the bathroom? Yeccchhh. Not acceptable.

Posted by: diamond dave at June 14, 2009 09:53 PM

He's swearing it wasn't him, which tells me it was food stuck to his clothes. I wonder if he and T got in some sort of goldfish fight. Good Lord.

Posted by: Bou at June 14, 2009 09:56 PM

"I noticed crushed goldfish on the floor, on the rug... around the commode."


It took me a minute to realize you were not talking about real goldfish. I envisioned a goldfish burial or a dare that went terribly wrong. Especially, since your next sentence was, "who eats goldfish in the bathroom." I raised boys. A dare involving eating live goldfish is not beyond belief.

Posted by: sticks at June 15, 2009 04:46 AM

LOL at Sticks' comment because I was thinking the same thing!

Posted by: Mrs. Who at June 15, 2009 04:56 PM

I'm with Sticks too.

I didn't even start to think about snack food when I was reading that.....

Posted by: George at June 15, 2009 06:55 PM

I was laughing at Sticks too. Good Grief! Yeah, with boys... anything goes. ;-)

Posted by: Bou at June 15, 2009 08:09 PM