December 14, 2009

I Think I See Ashes and Switches

In an effort to show you the brotherly love in this household, I give you Bones' Santa Letter, an extra credit paper written for Language Arts.

Yes, this means his teacher saw it.

Yes, his teacher knows Mr. T.

No, Bones is not getting an iPod. That is just asking for a child with hearing aids by age 14.

Dear Santa,

I would like it if you would get my cousins an Air Plane ticket because it is too expensive from here to New Jersey. I know they would like to come to Florida for Christmas but canít. I also would like it if you got my brother a new phone. Ringo is always talking about how his phone stinks and it keeps freezing and stuff like that. I think he would like a new phone so he doesnít have so much trouble with it. I also would like it if Mr. T could get plastic surgery to improve the way he looks. He is getting sick of me vomiting every time I see him. Iím running out of vomit, so help me out here.

I would like a PS3 for Christmas. It comes with Internet and you can play all the good games on it. My brothers want it too. I also would like an IPod. I am always thinking what if I could listen to music whenever I want. I mean come on, that is pretty cool. Last I would like my family to have the best Christmas ever. I would like the best Christmas ever because some times I am sad and then I realize that Christmas is just around the corner. When that happens I am happy again.

God bless you,
Bones

Posted by Boudicca at December 14, 2009 09:48 PM
Comments

That is one of the funniest and sweetest things I've ever read.

Posted by: Sissy at December 15, 2009 12:16 AM

Oh, Bou, that is terrific! That's a keeper!

Iím running out of vomit, so help me out here.

Maybe I'm just evil, but if that were my kid he'd be finding a bucket of fake vomit under the tree along with the other gifts ;) .

Posted by: PeggyU at December 15, 2009 01:47 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!

Posted by: vw bug at December 15, 2009 05:49 AM

I am realizing I'll be on the look out for fake vomit for his stocking now!

Posted by: bou at December 15, 2009 06:46 AM

stifling my giggles at work so as not to arrouse suspicion.

that's a fantastic letter!

Posted by: wRitErsbLock at December 15, 2009 09:02 AM

OMG! He sounds JUST like my daughter Rachel! "Iím running out of vomit, so help me out here." OH, I have GOT to pass this one on. :) God bless Bones and his whole family who obviously has so much influence over him!

Posted by: Lemon Stand at December 15, 2009 01:39 PM

I bet Christmas morning at your house is a hoot a min :)

Posted by: patti at December 15, 2009 06:56 PM

Love it!! That is quite possibly the bestest letter ever!! :)

Posted by: Richmond at December 15, 2009 10:07 PM

Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hahhhhh!

Posted by: Elisson at December 15, 2009 10:48 PM

That dissing of Mr. T ... It must be a middle brother/little brother thing because our youngest boy SO approved of that letter!

Posted by: PeggyU at December 16, 2009 02:17 AM