June 05, 2011

Mosts

This week has been full of 'mosts'.

Most uncomfortable thing I've done in a long time... telling a young Italian priest a man had his testicles removed.

Most stupid thing I've done... tell a girlfriend I'd meet her to go walking at 2:30 in June in Fl... when it's 91 degrees with 60% humidity. We never walk less than 5-6 miles.

Most thankful I have been that I have a son that is driving... I called him and said, "I know you only have a learner's permit, but I'm just down the road. Come get me..."

And he did.

Holy crap. I just need to get him his real license... my life will be so much easier.

I told my girlfriend before we parted ways and I wussed out (at mile 5), "For now on we walk at 7. I can't do this..."

Posted by Boudicca at June 5, 2011 02:58 PM
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Heck, I've even stopped working in the yard after 10:00a! Just too hot. The midday hours are for siestas! ;)

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