July 19, 2011

Baby, Baby, Baby

Two of us were pooped upon.

Two weeks ago, I was with Mo at some friend's home while my boys were swimming, and as I held the baby I heard a most unlady like sound come from her seat. I figured she was just gassy and blew it off.

I offered her up to our friend to hold her, as I hate to be a baby hog, and as I lifted her away from my body I noticed that the top of the fat pookie's diaper had become a fountain of yellow seedy poop...

I immediately looked down and found my lap and shirt covered, as if someone had painted me. Blech- factor... I didn't have a change of clothes so even after wiping it off as best I could, I was forced to wear poopy clothes until we left.

Bonus... I'm the mother of three boys and didn't actually really care. What's a little poop amongst babies and people who love them?

But Bones is different and as he was holding the fat pookie one day later the next week she peed and pooped on his jeans and shirt. We played it off as just big pee as for some reason he was able to wrap his mind around a bit better, the thought of being urinated upon as opposed to being... pooped upon. (It wasn't all yellowy, so he believed us... at first. By the end of the week he was declaring, "I got POOPED on!")

This entire thing cracks me up as he is so dramatic and I feel certain that in her adulthood, when she gets married, I can picture Bones on her wedding day whispering in her ear, 'I remember when you pooped on me..."

Meanwhile, my favorite picture from vacation of the Fat Pookie is this one. I have it on my desktop at work and everyone laughs at it.

This picture has two names. One is... The Ten Toed Sloth and the other "Bones and Anti-Bones". Heh.

Ten toed sloth.jpg

You gotta love those thighs...

Posted by Boudicca at July 19, 2011 09:43 AM

Some day he'll dance with her at her wedding.

Posted by: Angus of Jura at July 21, 2011 09:35 PM

And she'll probably have a great pair of gams and he'll say to her, "I remember when your thighs looked like ham hocks..."

Posted by: Bou at July 21, 2011 09:50 PM

She looks like a little sleeping buddah, or a baby sumo wrestler right now, but will slim down as soon as she starts crawing, walking and running! So very cute of the two of them!

Posted by: Mary at July 21, 2011 11:12 PM

What a butterball!!! So cute!!!

Posted by: PeggyU at July 22, 2011 11:10 AM

Do you realize the Bone si starting to look like Da Goddess' Lil Dude?

Maybe its just the longer hair.

Posted by: The Thomas at July 24, 2011 08:17 PM