December 09, 2013

It's About the Outlook, Right?

Our conversation tonight:

T: Three and a half inches isn't very much.

Me: No...

T: I'd gladly give them away so I could get a special parking sticker and park anywhere I want

Me: WHAT?

T: yeah, if you're under 5' tall, you're classified as a midget or something and you can get a parking sticker and you can park anywhere.

Me: That's not right.

T: It's true. Elizabeth's sister is less than 5' tall and she has this special stuff like that.

*pause*

T: It's not that much 3 1/2 inches. I'm already short. I might as well get something like parking out of it...

Hunh.

My second son is 5'3 1/2" tall. He's probably quit growing, but he may get another inch out of it. He's not expecting to hit 5'4".

I had no clue you could get handicap parking for being under 5' tall.

Posted by Boudicca at December 9, 2013 09:19 PM
Comments

Well, there is some sort of statistic that most/many of the most successful male actors in Hollywood have been short guys. So there's that.

Posted by: DogsDontPurr at December 10, 2013 01:40 AM

Is this true? This might help my step-daughter feel better about her 4'11.5

Posted by: writersblock at December 10, 2013 09:33 AM